Thursday, August 13, 2009
So....I forgot to post for the past little while. Sorry about that.
See, I was reading this book. Mine.
Although I'm done with the big edits, I realized that I had, um, never read my book as a book. I'd never sat down without a pen in my hand, without a clear idea of what I should change, just to read it as it's meant to be read--as a book.
So, since this is my last week of blissful freedom, I took a day to go up to the Biltmore House, sit in the lush gardens, and read my book.
Wait, what?! You've never heard of the Biltmore House?!!! Well, here it is:
Heck, yeah. That's a castle. In America. Take that, Europe!
Why did I change my location? Well, if I read it at home, I knew I'd be tempted to jump up and change something in the manuscript. Or, I'd be tempted to skim--I'd rush. But if I went somewhere else, with the sole intent of reading, I'd focus on just that: reading.
But, although there was a castle, yanno, right there, I ignored it.
In fact, the closest I got to the actual Biltmore House was:
Instead, I went straight to the garden.
Lookit this little guy! He kept peeking around the petals! (OK, you might have to click on the pic to see it up close, but that black speck in the petals is a little bug with his antennae sticking out.)
I may be allergic to bees, but tell me that's not a cool picture.
So, after strolling around the gardens for a bit, I set up office. Here.
It was nice--it was a little out of the way, and shady.
And I settled down to read. Now, it's basically impossible for me to read without my trusy red pen of doom and destruction, so I can't lie--I did fix a few typos (dear LORD, how many typos did I have?!) and changed about five lines of dialog and wrote a new very short scene that I'd been playing around in my head for ages (it was only a few paragraphs long). To be fair, though, I've been known to correct published books, too, so I think it's still kosher.
But all was not well in paradise.
See? See those ominous clouds? Well, before I could get very far into my manuscript, the SLUECES OF HEAVEN OPENED UP and poured down the WRATH OF AN ANGRY GOD ON MY HEAD. For reals. Lightning broke open the sky. SHEETS of water CASCADED down upon me and my hapless manuscript.
Clearly, I was not meant to edit in a castle.
So, I changed location.
So, anyway, moral of the story: read your book as a book, and be prepared for adventure that ends in ice cream!